Monday, February 13, 2006

Happy Goyisha Hallmark Materialistic Shtupfest

Just wanted to wish everyone a very happy valentines day. May your loved ones love you more, and the ones that don't love you as much increase in their lovingness. As the great sages say, love the one you're with. The commentators refer to "the one you're with" as whomever you sit next to on the 19 metro bus, and in chemistry 80a. But they say that every day is a time to love Hashem. Anyway, go buy some chocolates and roses and have a happy valentines day!
Kol Tuv - The Netmessiah

(Ever wonder if the Hallmark people are Jewish?)


Blogger G-D SQUAD said...

And just in case anyone actually wants something Jewish to celebrate, this is the day that Rabbi Baruch Shalom, oldest son of the Tzemach Tzedek and great-great-grandfather of the Rebbe, R. Menachem Mendel, entered the world of Truth.

Tue Feb 14, 12:35:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Fedora Black said...

I don't think that "shtupfest" was what Rabbi Akiva had in mind when he said "Veohavto lereiacho komocho, zeh klol godol ba-Tarah"!

Tue Feb 14, 10:35:00 PM 2006  

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