Happy Goyisha Hallmark Materialistic Shtupfest
Just wanted to wish everyone a very happy valentines day. May your loved ones love you more, and the ones that don't love you as much increase in their lovingness. As the great sages say, love the one you're with. The commentators refer to "the one you're with" as whomever you sit next to on the 19 metro bus, and in chemistry 80a. But they say that every day is a time to love Hashem. Anyway, go buy some chocolates and roses and have a happy valentines day!
Kol Tuv - The Netmessiah
(Ever wonder if the Hallmark people are Jewish?)
Kol Tuv - The Netmessiah
(Ever wonder if the Hallmark people are Jewish?)
posted by netmessiah at 11:56 PM
1 Comments:
And just in case anyone actually wants something Jewish to celebrate, this is the day that Rabbi Baruch Shalom, oldest son of the Tzemach Tzedek and great-great-grandfather of the Rebbe, R. Menachem Mendel, entered the world of Truth.
Post a Comment
<< Home