Saturday, October 28, 2006

Standard Time Begins


Just a quick reminder that today, Sunday October 29th, Standard Time resumes at 2:00am, so remember to set your clocks back one hour.

To lazy to set your clock to the right time? It might just earn you a Darwin Award:

Living on Zionist Time
5 September 1999, Jerusalem

In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.

Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.

At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.

The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

Reference: Margot Dudkevitch of the Jerusalem Post, Ron Kampeas of the Associated Press

2 Comments:

Blogger gogalucky said...

FANTASTIQUE!

Sat Oct 28, 10:49:00 PM 2006  
Blogger G-D SQUAD said...

Wow... *pauses to let story sink in*

Baruch Hashem. I guess that's all I can say.

Sun Oct 29, 05:12:00 AM 2006  

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